dream last night
we’re (hannah and noah maybe) in line for something—movie/book signing—and we realize that Claudia Schiffer is standing next to us but we try to play it coooooool. all the other dudes in line do NOT play it cool and they’re like talking about her really loud and harassing her and then we get to the end of the line and it’s her book signing and we’ve become really protective of her and this guy rolls up to get his (book?) signed and like “hey baby” hits on her really grossly and me and hannah are so peeved and hannah starts to say something but he cuts her off and i egg her on, “do it hannah, he deserves it, do it!” and hannah looks at him and says, “You’re a big fucking cunt.” and he looks at hannah and says, “Well why don’t you just sloose my little pig face.” And i start laughing into hannah so hard I’m almost dying.
danielle bonilla is sitting on a bench nearby and she has TONS of lipgloss on and i go over all like, you’re lipgloss is greeeat, baby bo, and then i put a bunch on and then i start chewing my lips and i tell her that chewing my own lip with lots of lipgloss on it is like eating pussy and hannah says “ew kayla, shut up.” and i’m kind of embarrassed because yeah, shut up. also, chewing????
then i realize Claudia Schiffer is a lesbian and maaaaaybe she’s hitting on me and i’m like, i should call noah right now and make sure i can sleep with her if this goes down, because i’m pretty sure if it’s a fucking supermodel it’s not cheating. and then i wake up.
